We love Diamond – we are convinced he has a higher certificate from villain university! He can’t die, he always looks good even when he’s on the run and he never runs out of cigars!
We might be fans of the savage criminal, but we honestly aren’t here for his timing. It’s wedding season and we don’t understand why his telenovela watch told him it’s time to kill our dreams.
It’s with great sadness that we list reasons why we just don’t need him in our lives right now!
- Diamond is a fashion killer
All we wanted was 30 minutes of Mmabatho in another style of clothes and hairstyle, but it seems Diamond won't let us live our best lives! The one day she’s not wearing the boring, monotone traditional attire and now she might die at the 8th hour. This bomb shall not prosper!
- All our lives we’ve had to fight!
We've honestly waited 365 days for this Khoza wedding that it’s driving all of us crazy! We are emotionally invested in Mmabatho & Shaka’s wedding and love. We don’t need Diamond blowing things up!
- Shaka will be all invested out
Shaka can buy a whole private island with the amount of money he has spent on lobola, wedding venues and lavish catering. We’re certain, he bought another heart to replace the loss of Linda! So we just don’t think he can handle another failed ‘I do’.
- Brutus and TGOM will never be family
We were hoping for a wedding between Brutus and his ‘hardbody’ TGOM but we will settle for them being family! Now Diamond might kill the only thing that might connect them and we’re sad there won’t be more reason for the two to be in one room.
- All our faves are attending the wedding
There’s just no competition! When all our faves are in one spot, we can’t risk them not coming back for Season 3! Diamond and his bomb need to chill, cause we are here for the love and wedding!
As per tradition, Diamond’s come back trended. Here’s how twitter responded:
Make sure you catch The Queen tonight at 9pm for the season finale and wedding!